Tuesday, November 27, 2007
「狗」巴 - 巴士司機
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
保記同事-有野講你聽
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Sunday, October 28, 2007
我買左咩野

哈哈 !!! 揹左一隻鑊返黎....重有呢 d 係雜貨...我用海郵寄緊返公司。
我酒店房間窗ロ望出去就係呢間「星加坡國立圖書館」,豎立市中心商業區黃金地段。每日,我步行 5 分鐘便到達 library。我每天都在這「國立圖書館」渡過 3 - 4 小時。我掛住係圖書館做野,所以冇去唐人街買豬肉乾。
有一晚,白雪公主 9 點鐘下班後車我返佢屋企,拜訪「伯母」and 「姑姐」。嘩....好熱鬧,佢亞嫂又有 BB 啦...係第 3 胎!佢話 3 weeks 後便會生 bb 啦!另外,2 個小皇帝好活潑地係廳間跑來跑去,又楂「汽車」在玩。白雪公主食完野便車我和佢「姑姐」去一個「新蒲點」。係舊軍營發展成一個類似「蘭桂花」ga 蒲點。
我去年12 月去過 Singapore,今年 2 月份又去過, 距今相差只係8 個月....變化真好大,酒店狂加價。房間緊張。我住的酒店近「會展場地」,加價幅度 50%!由於我係熟客,才有 10% discount. 哎...股市旺,樣樣加價。嚇親我....d 野貴左好多。
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
COPY CAT
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
又係穿窿產品
Monday, October 15, 2007
Sunday mood
點解要打電話去 USA 俾舅父?原因係佢同我一樣,佢係 USA 唔會返 HK 出席「婚宴」。我問「甘佢係咪唔使做賀禮呀」?
徵詢家人意見後,最終決定係「我會用掛號信將份賀禮寄佢家中」。zyx☆☆&^☆%^&*
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
石屎剝落
Monday, October 1, 2007
國慶假期

「防滑」工程暫 OK...但屋子門口的天花便命不保了。其實,上星期給天花掃漆後巳發覺天花有d 地方上唔到漆油。我地將有「裂漆」痕的天花位置重新剷去漆油。朋友買來一桶 sealer作補救。 可惜,屋子外牆有 d 地方石屎剝落,外籍工程師朋友小心翼翼將石屎一塊....一塊剷下來。我地交左一塊石屎給 office d 人,叫佢地通知「政府部門」泒 contractor 來維修「外牆石屎剝落」,因義工無能為力。返家後好疲倦,去「訓覺覺豬」。
星期日冇出街,係屋企吸塵,睇電視...包括「世界女子足球」and 「亞笨與亞占」,又返過 office 取文件回家做。
Thursday, September 27, 2007
假期做 d 咩
Friday, September 21, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007
放工買左咩東東
Monday, September 17, 2007
星期日做咩野
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Friday, September 7, 2007
PT 12/Fl 街市集會 - 阻頭阻勢
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
嘩 ! 加租呀!
Monday, September 3, 2007
眼鏡爛左

Tuesday, August 28, 2007
新玩具
Friday, August 24, 2007
好煩呀
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
第一次發火鬧人
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Roller Coaster
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
同事俾人鬧
Monday, August 13, 2007
睇下係咩野
等我講 d 開心野!今日返公司收到呢隻禮物, 係ESQ 24th floor 一位同事送俾我架. 你地估下係邊個「仇家」對我甘好?其實, 上星期 PT 8/fl non-gi dept 都有位同事送左份禮物俾我, 不過我還未帶返屋企.
- 哎, 放工時份, 大約係5:30 pm 左右, 有個行家 call 我飲 coffee. 佢上星期四下午係「山頂馬戲團」睇我賣藝. 離開時佢猛話有事要約我. 佢擺擺條尾我已估到佢想點啦!因為佢 2 年前搵過我,我冇采佢。今天踫番,真唔好采 ! 佢一見到我...我未透到氣...立刻單刀直入, 「通天經紀」的本色表露無遺. 一個「毫無道德標準」 ga 通天經紀足足悶左我 1 小時15 分. 佢叫我將最近數年「馬戲團」的「資料」俾佢, 佢有計劃搞多樣野, 到時佢同我拆悵. 佢又叫我介紹佢混入「馬戲團」做一段極短的時閒, 等佢可以係C.V.有個記錄, 又可有機會取到「馬戲團」更多資料, 方便日後撬生意. 嘩....正人渣....甘冇品格既野搵我做, 倒不如叫我去做賊好過啦!呢個人其實最適合去 d Vice Establishment 做「媽媽生」.
- 跟住, 佢言歸正傳,講番我地呢行! 好神奇,佢毫無 knowledge and expertise, 但竟然咩都殺...簡直驚人...包括「上天」「 落地」「飛機」「輪船」「 大炮」「傷人」「放火」「產品殺人」....總之, 有殺錯,冇放過!佢業務來源係所謂「關係」. 當然係冇免費午餐 - 所謂「關係」即係檯底交易。佢猛叫我介紹生意俾佢, 一律拆佣。 甘同做扯皮條有咩分別呢?
假設性問題
等我話你地知「咩野」係你地通常拒絕回答問題時用架標準句子 - 「假設性問題係唔會答」?
- This is a question about something which is not true but could be true !
- There are cases where a hypothetical question can be dismissed, however, it is never true that a hypothetical questions can be dismissed only because it is hypothetical.
- A hypothetical question is one that is answered only in terms of validity, not soundness.Thus the question is designed to make a number of assumptions, and be answered as if those assumption are true.
- Normally when someone dismisses a question because it is hypothetical, there is a good chance that he is trying to avoid dealing with a difficult situation and hoping no one will notice.
你地每日都話「假設性問題一律唔答」. Why ? 因為市場充斥著一大批「一流客戶」,但呢批一流客戶係強烈要求「九流」服務 - 即「旁門左道」。更何況我地呢個行業 d 客戶及中間人 - 大部份係缺乏「道德」行為標準,以「假設性問題」套取「真實事故的答案」,繼而再以欺騙手法「偽造一個真實個案」, 意圖詐取 $$$ 既利益。所以,為了保障公司利益,你地採取「逃避策略」「一律唔答」...我唔會話你地錯。我每次係「山頂馬戲團」返工時,見到此類「中間人」,己感到「嘔心」...佢地一樣欺凌「馬戲團」 d 同事。但我唔係「九流」之類,我有「道德標準」, 你地知架 bor。我精通「旁門左道」,使鬼問佢「假設性問題」.....真係要 xyz 滿天星斗...ma ma ma ma ma ma .. xyz#%^&*"?#^&*~...
係今次個 dispute, 我從來冇問呢個同事 any hypothetical question. 我所問架係「合約條文」的詮釋。果位同事冇正式解答我條問題,便一腳以「hypothetical question」踢我走。佢當我係「九流」?我唔怕話你地知,假如我聽話聽教, 聽佢話去搵 CEO 投訴,我會要求呈交「錄音帶記錄」作為當日通話之證據。我唔會俾人屈,事實就係事實。
咩佢原來唔知我個人「衰成點」?我咪係「衰到」好似依家甘「咬」「咬」「咬」。問你地怕未?我係一頭會「咬人」架狗....又或者係一頭會「咬人」架「癲狗」。你地依家先知道我會「咬」「咬」「咬」架都未遲。。。呵呵!!!
佢究竟有冇用下個大腦,佢有冇經 Mr. Horse 批淮先寫呢句說話?佢知唔知道煽動他人去 CEO 度投訴,係分分鐘會累死好多人架?好心佢啦....我顧全大局....唔會同佢癲....因我有「品」 lor!
Saturday, August 11, 2007
重要通告
"Everyone has own duties and I just do whatever I have to do. If you think that I haven't done my job and keep you angry, you have the right to file the complaint to CEO if you think it is necessary"
呢個人真係好有型 wor!!竟然贊成我去搵 CEO 投訴。你地估下如果我聽佢講去搵 CEO 投訴,我會點做呢?都係唔好講俾你地知,保持高度秘密。我係會有好多野講俾CEO 聽架。
你地現時開始記得打醒十二分精神返工,隨時隨地 CEO 會召見你地架。仲有,練下 d English ,因 CEO 係洋人,唔識 Cantonese。知道冇??
Friday, August 10, 2007
Servicing Account Executive
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
我係咪俾人蝦
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
電視機的煩惱
暫時,市面冇咩新型號選擇。有 $ 都好難買到合心水 ga 新型號機種-1080p。唯一選擇仍係 2 線牌子 ga 新型號機種 - 只係 720p/1080i (好多都冇 1080p),用一年半載後,等新款機正式出爐,再買過部一線牌子新款電視機 - 配合高清數碼廣播。So...有 $ 唔係萬能!!!
好煩呀 !又要帶呢部機去 Fortress...換過另一個牌子!






















