Tuesday, August 28, 2007

新玩具


終於換番件新玩具。個sales 服務態度非常差,從來
唔 call 我,次次要我 call 佢。有錢買玩具真係好受
氣,sales 賣野冇 product knowledge,總之,做生意
至上。賣左俾你,話知你死!
任何行業都同我地呢行一樣腐敗,冇道德可言。我每日都係賣緊「爛橙」,賣緊「次貨」。簡直冇眼睇!暫時用呢件玩具頂住一年先。

Friday, August 24, 2007

好煩呀


救命呀! 呢個咩世界呢架?
俾$187 來買件貨,竟然蝕晒我 d 時間,不停要解釋,甘多野問,做死我呀?
上天、落地、跳樓、跳海...問題問過不停!我要抓穿個頭去答。點解要我做甘多野?呢 d 野應該係你地做、唔係我做架!你地快 d 俾我 一仟幾佰大圓,補償我 d time cost。
「激流」係咪 = 玩獨木舟?我鬼知咩,我從來冇玩 d 甘無聊架水上活動! ma ma ma ma..... xyz#$%^&*................

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

第一次發火鬧人



個股市仍然驚濤駭浪,要三思而後行。呢個政治市唔係你地玩架。知冇?
噚日,係 office, 我大聲發火鬧人 - 係第一次。點解?有個街市婆違反公司規矩,帶埋個 四、五歲左右架仔來返工。係 office 跑來跑去,仲用張公司職員access card 吊住條頸出出入入,大玩 4 度玻璃門,認真好玩。有冇攪錯,4-5 歲有職員証??突然, 好猛烈一聲「隆隆響」, 我一望,原來係度玻璃門聲音,度門仲係度「打泠震」,沖力極大!我忍無可忍,大聲喝個「小男孩」。我問佢「你有冇搞錯,你叫咩名」?我氣沖沖睇佢吊住條頸張 access card 屬於邊個人。全人類第一次睇見我發火!!!我急 call 有關 dept 上黎處理。正當有關同事準備上黎時,個「街市婆」帶埋個「男孩」黎搵我「道歉」。我都唔識佢係邊個?
如果,度玻璃門 collapse, 傷及「男孩」,都唔知係個「街市婆」告公司賠番「個仔」俾佢 or 係公司告番個「街市婆」賠償度 glass door?我總共 call 左 2 個有關部門的同事,佢地當然極度關注此事故,好快會採取有關行動。
d 人簡直係無法無天,成何體統???帶埋個仔返 office!!!

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Roller Coaster


嘩.....呢兩日,跌到人心傍惶,驚天動地 - Global Financial crisis ! 最近幾日, PT office 冷清清,平日果班高調炒友失散蹤。連個商場都冷清清,相信好多人因壯士斷臂唔見左好多血汗$$$。
呢兩日,forum 班 net 友都唔見哂,可能心情欠佳吧!
傳統投資變為「投機」...再演變成「睹搏」。呢 d「政治市」邊係小市民天地,點夠大戶玩呀。根據 forum d 人自已報告, 多數平均輸數十萬元。
貪字得個貧,可惜「忠言對冇知的人永遠係逆耳」。

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

鐵皮屋貨倉

我好早已抵達「洪水橋」,我當時唸緊係咪去「豬場」 or 「汽車殘骸區」。我今次順便向這公司提供了「即場教育」,包括合約上「重要條文」。



貨物係貨櫃取出時包裝有損壞 - Inadequate packaging


你地睇下,呢個倉冇分貨物類別, 高,中,低風險放在一起 (包括易燃液體)

鐵皮屋貨倉門口

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

同事俾人鬧


有個客係電話中大聲鬧....唔係鬧我 wor...係鬧 d 同事。又話出單出得慢, 又話星期四 fax 左過黎, 應該星期五出左張單....阻住佢去收 $$$。ma ma ma ma....你估公司剩得你一個客咩!你有幾多生意可包起我地提供即時服務?我 d 同事係有亞媽生架,唔係返工俾人鬧架。
果 d 客成日以為自巳天上有,地下無,以為冇佢生意我地會餓死!佢地要求有隻 DOG 隨時隨地俾佢駛。佢如果開個價令我滿意,我唔介意做隻 barking dog !
我再call 佢, 我話「我 d 老細好多單要做,以後如趕住要單收 $$$,唔該 chop URGENT,等我 d 老細同你爬頭做..」佢聽完冇出聲...我收線唔啋佢。
我明天要早起床.....because 8 點半要去元朗洪水橋 inspection。



Monday, August 13, 2007

睇下係咩野



等我講 d 開心野!今日返公司收到呢隻禮物, 係ESQ 24th floor 一位同事送俾我架. 你地估下係邊個「仇家」對我甘好?其實, 上星期 PT 8/fl non-gi dept 都有位同事送左份禮物俾我, 不過我還未帶返屋企.


  • 哎, 放工時份, 大約係5:30 pm 左右, 有個行家 call 我飲 coffee. 佢上星期四下午係「山頂馬戲團」睇我賣藝. 離開時佢猛話有事要約我. 佢擺擺條尾我已估到佢想點啦!因為佢 2 年前搵過我,我冇采佢。今天踫番,真唔好采 ! 佢一見到我...我未透到氣...立刻單刀直入, 「通天經紀」的本色表露無遺. 一個「毫無道德標準」 ga 通天經紀足足悶左我 1 小時15 分. 佢叫我將最近數年「馬戲團」的「資料」俾佢, 佢有計劃搞多樣野, 到時佢同我拆悵. 佢又叫我介紹佢混入「馬戲團」做一段極短的時閒, 等佢可以係C.V.有個記錄, 又可有機會取到「馬戲團」更多資料, 方便日後撬生意. 嘩....正人渣....甘冇品格既野搵我做, 倒不如叫我去做賊好過啦!呢個人其實最適合去 d Vice Establishment 做「媽媽生」.


  • 跟住, 佢言歸正傳,講番我地呢行! 好神奇,佢毫無 knowledge and expertise, 但竟然咩都殺...簡直驚人...包括「上天」「 落地」「飛機」「輪船」「 大炮」「傷人」「放火」「產品殺人」....總之, 有殺錯,冇放過!佢業務來源係所謂「關係」. 當然係冇免費午餐 - 所謂「關係」即係檯底交易。佢猛叫我介紹生意俾佢, 一律拆佣。 甘同做扯皮條有咩分別呢?

假設性問題


等我話你地知「咩野」係你地通常拒絕回答問題時用架標準句子 - 「假設性問題係唔會答」?

  1. This is a question about something which is not true but could be true !

  2. There are cases where a hypothetical question can be dismissed, however, it is never true that a hypothetical questions can be dismissed only because it is hypothetical.

  3. A hypothetical question is one that is answered only in terms of validity, not soundness.Thus the question is designed to make a number of assumptions, and be answered as if those assumption are true.

  4. Normally when someone dismisses a question because it is hypothetical, there is a good chance that he is trying to avoid dealing with a difficult situation and hoping no one will notice.

你地每日都話「假設性問題一律唔答」. Why ? 因為市場充斥著一大批「一流客戶」,但呢批一流客戶係強烈要求「九流」服務 - 即「旁門左道」。更何況我地呢個行業 d 客戶及中間人 - 大部份係缺乏「道德」行為標準,以「假設性問題」套取「真實事故的答案」,繼而再以欺騙手法「偽造一個真實個案」, 意圖詐取 $$$ 既利益。所以,為了保障公司利益,你地採取「逃避策略」「一律唔答」...我唔會話你地錯。我每次係「山頂馬戲團」返工時,見到此類「中間人」,己感到「嘔心」...佢地一樣欺凌「馬戲團」 d 同事。但我唔係「九流」之類,我有「道德標準」, 你地知架 bor。我精通「旁門左道」,使鬼問佢「假設性問題」.....真係要 xyz 滿天星斗...ma ma ma ma ma ma .. xyz#%^&*"?#^&*~...

係今次個 dispute, 我從來冇問呢個同事 any hypothetical question. 我所問架係「合約條文」的詮釋。果位同事冇正式解答我條問題,便一腳以「hypothetical question」踢我走。佢當我係「九流」?我唔怕話你地知,假如我聽話聽教, 聽佢話去搵 CEO 投訴,我會要求呈交「錄音帶記錄」作為當日通話之證據。我唔會俾人屈,事實就係事實。

咩佢原來唔知我個人「衰成點」?我咪係「衰到」好似依家甘「咬」「咬」「咬」。問你地怕未?我係一頭會「咬人」架狗....又或者係一頭會「咬人」架「癲狗」。你地依家先知道我會「咬」「咬」「咬」架都未遲。。。呵呵!!!

佢究竟有冇用下個大腦,佢有冇經 Mr. Horse 批淮先寫呢句說話?佢知唔知道煽動他人去 CEO 度投訴,係分分鐘會累死好多人架?好心佢啦....我顧全大局....唔會同佢癲....因我有「品」 lor!

Saturday, August 11, 2007

重要通告


喂,我今日收到一個 email, 有以下一句說話... 呵呵..

"Everyone has own duties and I just do whatever I have to do. If you think that I haven't done my job and keep you angry, you have the right to file the complaint to CEO if you think it is necessary"

呢個人真係好有型 wor!!竟然贊成我去搵 CEO 投訴。你地估下如果我聽佢講去搵 CEO 投訴,我會點做呢?都係唔好講俾你地知,保持高度秘密。我係會有好多野講俾CEO 聽架。
你地現時開始記得打醒十二分精神返工,隨時隨地 CEO 會召見你地架。仲有,練下 d English ,因 CEO 係洋人,唔識 Cantonese。知道冇??
甘樣,係咪叫我唔使俾面 Mr. Horse 呀??

Friday, August 10, 2007

Servicing Account Executive


我 call 左 Servicing Account Executive...我叫佢地好好準備一下.....要睇晒 d 文件啦.... 要乖乖地逐一句, 逐一隻字慢慢解俾我知啦....要任我問野啦...又一定要識答我 wor...難度真係好高架!!佢地話個 Servicing Accout Executive 唔識解俾我知架。OK ! 甘佢識邊樣,我就問邊樣啦 ! 我話我唔想 ga, 不過既然有人寫呢個 email 俾我,我就照辨啦 !反正,我有架係時間。但係,有人苦苦哀求叫我唔好嚇走果個 Servicing account executive wor!點攪呀 ??

甘即係點?係咪要我去搵 CEO 盡訴心中情?豈有此理..佢唔單止唔答我野,佢仲夠膽趕我走...叫我搵 Servicing Account Executive....你地話啦...如果攪到我有野「咬住」要問...你估下Servicing Account Executive 識唔識答我呢?甘即係俾個機會我...去玩死佢地...又或者係嚇走佢地!哈哈...真好笑!!
我體諒佢算係新入職公司 (可能唔算新掛...做左幾耐???我唔知 - 因我都唔識佢), 如果唔係呢個原因,我點會唔「炮轟佢」!mamamama...xyz#$%^&*xyz#%*...mamamama...況且,我克制唔「丙佢」其中一個最重要原因係....我要俾面 Mr. Horse !

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

我係咪俾人蝦


Where is Servicing Account Executive ???? 喂...快 d 搵我。有個 manager 唔肯答我野. 佢覆我架email係極度「官撩」,全文如下:-
"Sorry for keep you waiting. Please be informed that XXXXXX colleagues will only answer to those actual real situation occurred and no hypothetical questions will be replied. If you have any query regarding the Policy coverage, please contact your servicing Account Executive. If there is any real case, please kindly ask your client to fill in the XXXXX XXXX and forward to us for handling."

如果係第ニ個,已經直接去搵 CEO 尋求答案,駛鬼問佢!甘樣覆我 email ?佢...哎....欺善怕惡 ! 好采佢踫到我呢個一等好人。我從來唔會學其他人去「老板」果度插人。有時,都唔怪得其他人去搵 CEO,呢個始乎係最有效架解決方案.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

電視機的煩惱


換了 3 部機,上星期又hang 機,間廠立刻安排技術人員上門。技術人員終於見證 hang 機狀態。間廠主動提出「退機」要求。哎...技術太先進...始終有「蟲蟲」, 未有解決方案。但我好鐘意部機,我唔想退機呀!因部機係 1080p,效果又very good。我要求間廠修理「蟲蟲」,但間廠話暫冇「解決方案」。好慘呀!點解要拿走我好心愛的 TV!我唔想拋棄佢呵!
暫時,市面冇咩新型號選擇。有 $ 都好難買到合心水 ga 新型號機種-1080p。唯一選擇仍係 2 線牌子 ga 新型號機種 - 只係 720p/1080i (好多都冇 1080p),用一年半載後,等新款機正式出爐,再買過部一線牌子新款電視機 - 配合高清數碼廣播。So...有 $ 唔係萬能!!!
好煩呀 !又要帶呢部機去 Fortress...換過另一個牌子!

Monday, August 6, 2007

臺北照片









一行十多人係大學 lecture Hall 攪攪震!

晚飯時, 大學學生表演。夠膽放馬過黎?
晚飯時,大學學生表演 - 好文藝。

Reception Desk - 我日日都撩佢地玩架

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

皇后碼頭


天氣炎氣, 我近日多飲水 and 食生果。但噚日都有d 唔舒服。
點解有人炎夏絕食抗議。佢地搏咩!佢地受聘呢份暑期工實在太幼稚。想做好呢份工,好簡單,一於做烈士。駛鬼攪甘多野呀!你估下做呢個暑期 project, 佢地 $$$ 有幾多?
總之一句講晒,冇家教,冇校長教......簡直社會敗類